NO Masakkali NO Matakkali

I really dunno how to start this one...to animal n bird lovers, this would read n sound profane, and to most others, a tad too gawky......but here's something i have been wanting to put across for quite some time now....on the face of it, writing on something like this would seem profoundly juvenile and utterly pathetic, but the disgust for it was compelling enough to make me put it on this space...

Well..well.....

...the title is no suggestion on wht it is about (it may actually be

misleading)....no....oh, it's not one more addition to the list of praise-writings on the famous song from Delhi-6......the usual 'Sonam looked stunning with the 'whitie' on her head', 'Mohit Chauhan has done a marvel of a job with his vocals', 'Prasoon Joshi has weaved magic with words as usual', 'Vaibhavi's choreography rocked', 'Rahman needs no words whatsoever'...or anything like tht...

....toh phir kya hai??

Before the rabbit ( or rather the pigeon

in this case) is pulled out of the hat, i'm pleasantly forced to make a quick mention of another song which the above song is so reminiscent of (the reason u wud guess i presume).......the smash hit n the ever so popular...no..i'm not quoting the lyrics here(though i still remember the whole song n effortlessly so, 'coz it was almost an anthem then).....this picture on the right says it all....

no, this post is not 'bout these songs....so then ....wht is it about??...bloody....?? but since i'm

blatantly n tastelessly listing out songs here, there's one more song which i need to make a passing reference of before i move on....plzz..plzzz...i love this song.....this picture by the side wud make it its connection apparent wid the above two melodies....melody khao (rather suno) , khud jaan jao...bad pun, this one...sorry....

on a more serious note...connection mila?? nahi....oh..k..the

color's changed from white to grey....ab-bhi nahi samjhe....toh kya...but whatta song this one is.....i keep listening to it over n over again, but never seem to have enough of it.....

Let's get over with songs now...bohot ho gaya......hey...something just flashed through my mind while i'm still typing this post....it's grossly unrelated, but it jus' struck.....remember Babubhai Katara? how wud u n why wud u? he's an eminently forgettable politician, well, most politicians are...but this one's most detestedly n infamously remembered for something heinous called 'kabootarbazi'...'yeh kya cheez hai?' was the question in my mind when i first heard of it, n what did i do...? took a google search...simple...but the answers were shocking n disturbing....aisa bhi hota hai....

i'm more than half-way through this post, but am still beating 'bout the bush....whtt is this post about?? (un)holy shit!!!...whtt? yes this one's 'bout shit?? no not 'bout slumdogs falling into a pool of shit...but about poop..pigeon poop (sounds like bond..james bond).....yes...it disgusts me, does it not to u?? it's all over the place....one of the pieces of clothing tht i wear invariably carries this thing which has a dirty shade of yellow or white, n the dirtiest shade

of green with black thrown in- in various permutations n combinations...shee....not just clothes but a whole lotta things bear the stains of contamination, i've posted this picture of the condenser unit of the A/C outside one the rooms just as an instance n it says a lot...though it looks not so scary in this pic, it's almost a task, n a messy one at tht to scrap it off...it's nt tht easy, try it sometime.....it's so rigidly stuck to the surface at places tht only rigorous rubbing manages to clean it off at the cost of a few scratches tht remain as scars on ur beloved

object, the a/c unit in this case n it smells yucky...ufff....i dunno, but these creatures r all around in whichever direction u wish to glance from ur window or thru ur balcony, they comfortably n very conveniently place themselves just about anywhere n they pass so much of it, n when u look at them, they jus' affect ignorance....n they do it from so much height tht it sometimes splashes mercilessly on ur balcony railings as well as window panes, or just about anything tht comes in its way....holy shit!! Pigeon droppings are just not happening....

Had Prasoon Joshi experienced this, tht song wud hv sounded different, "Hey Shitakkali...Shitakkali...".......