"Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald"
"You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg"
"You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants"
"Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide"
Now, a different set of quotes of a different genre, replete with malapropisms n linguistic/grammatical errors-
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream"
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we"
"And they have no disregard for human life"
"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"
Two 'ISMs' hv increasingly caught a lotta n gotta lotta attention of late....for those who've still nt realised, i'm talking 'bout- Bush'ism' n Sidhu'ism'...two distinctly distinct phenomenally phenomenal phenomena, as discrete as the sky from the earth... but sharing a common string - the suffix - 'ism'...but the commonality ends here...there's absolutely nothin' more tht's similar.....
re-read the above quotes n u'll make out the stark differences - one is 'bout witticism in its purest sense..n the other...a storehouse of bizarre n irksomely irksome nonsensical stuff....
Bush's vacated office for Obama, but not for nothing...he's left a legacy...tht of Bushisms...Oh God....
While apne Sardarji (S.I.D.H.U. - naam hai Sidhu) did not win as many accolades n laurels as a cricketer, but as a commentator literally..he came, he saw n he conquered a million..a zillion hearts.....i'm a huge fan..a cooler...a split AC of all his sidesplitting one-liners.... O chha gaye guru!
Bushism sucks..Sidhuism rocks
Sidhuism's cool..Bushism's dhool
Sidhuism's fun..Bushism's not done
Has to be...'coz...Ain't nobody like my desi boy....India Rocks...Jai ho...
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